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Song Parodies -> "Kerry's Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry's Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Mark D Williams

The Lyrics

This song parodies John Kerry's "Christmas in Cambodia" story, now proven to be false.
I spent Christmas in Cambodia.
It was 1968.
Secret missions under enemy fire,
The mem'ry is "seared" in me, but wait....

Actually I was just sort of "near" Cambodia.
Sa Dec's only 50 miles away.
Writing entries in my diary,
Was how I really spent Christmas Day.

But if I think, I'd have to say,
I went in January for the CIA.
Or maybe February's right,
I know for sure I was there at least one night.

And now I'm offering this simple phrase,
So please make sure to get it straight.
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
I spent Christmas, in Cambodia, in 1968.
Lyrics: © 2004, Mark D. Williams. All rights reserved.Kerry on Record.
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