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Song Parodies -> "The Arena Football Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Arena Football Song"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

It's kinda like football, but with only 1/2 as much fun as the NFL.
Half 100 on a arena floor
NBC is ready to go
Sponsored walls surronded by a crowd
and fans are stll rarein' to go

Everybody knows the Wranglers and the Sabrecats
help to make the season bright
TV spots with their eyes all aglow
will try to watch the game tonight

They know that 4th down's on it's way
No punting out to just kick a field goal today
And every sportswriter's gonna spy
To see if these stats make to take the game high

And so, I'll watch it every Sunday
To beat one team by 62
The war is now set in a 50-yard way
Arena Football's for you
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2Eagle - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You sound like you have the enthusiasm of a sportscaster at a top seeded football game.

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