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Song Parodies -> "The Censor's Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Christmas Song"
Original Performer:
Nat King Cole
Parody Song Title:
"The Censor's Song"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Baker
The Lyrics
Textbooks roasting on an open fire
Science, poetry and prose
See all the folks as they throb with desire
To rent R-rated videos
Everybody knows
A threatened boycott of t.v.
Sponsors will make them see the light
A.B.C., N.B.C., and C.B.S.
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
Check out a book, we've got your names
We've got the Inquisition beat for fun and games
And every librarian and bookseller as well
Will do things our way or they'll go straight to Hell...
And so, I'm warning you just this one time
Be you Islamic, Lutheran or Jew
Watch what you watch, what you read, write and say
Or we're going to boycott you
The 2-Live Crew is next to go
Because they're singing songs about phallatio
On Harry Potter fans we're gonna spy
To see if broomsticks really know how to fly...
And so I'm warning you this one last time
Be you Islamic, Lutheran or Jew
Watch what you watch, what you read, write and say
Or we're going to boycott you!
Science, poetry and prose
See all the folks as they throb with desire
To rent R-rated videos
Everybody knows
A threatened boycott of t.v.
Sponsors will make them see the light
A.B.C., N.B.C., and C.B.S.
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
Check out a book, we've got your names
We've got the Inquisition beat for fun and games
And every librarian and bookseller as well
Will do things our way or they'll go straight to Hell...
And so, I'm warning you just this one time
Be you Islamic, Lutheran or Jew
Watch what you watch, what you read, write and say
Or we're going to boycott you
The 2-Live Crew is next to go
Because they're singing songs about phallatio
On Harry Potter fans we're gonna spy
To see if broomsticks really know how to fly...
And so I'm warning you this one last time
Be you Islamic, Lutheran or Jew
Watch what you watch, what you read, write and say
Or we're going to boycott you!
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a song about censorship & you couldn't fit Tipper Gore in there??!?
Excellent parody, I had a good laugh reading it. Stays very true to the original, but gone is the clichè (thank God! lol) and what we see is the traditional song with a humorous twist.
Thanks, Kev, and I wish I'd thought of Tipper, but I wrote this song around 1983, and was pretty darned lucky to sandwitch in Harry Potter in the revised version! Best, Jeff
i love this song
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