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Song Parodies -> "Melanoma"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Melanoma"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

My mom just had this problem fixed and she told me I should write this for her, gave me the song and first line. So this is for you, Fran.
MELANOMA

Melanoma, melanoma, men have tamed you
Cured my big malady with sadistic style
Made some big holes from my black moles and they named you
Little melanoma changes doctor's smile

Takes a while to heal and cover, melanoma
Graft some skin on me to hide that broken part
Many creams have been rubbed in my dermis
Man, I feel that and I peel that
Is it torn, do I heal, melanoma?
My back looks like a poor third grader work of art

Melanoma melanoma
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carol - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
profound. 5's
Tommy Turtle - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very glad to her the outcome was favorable. Perhaps we need a new contest category, "maligning malignancy". I hate to use the word "plug" in the context of your song, but these were written for other AIRs with even more challenging types: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/threedegrees0.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/manoflamancharichardkiley0.shtml.
Y­our Mom may enjoy them, and may she stay healthy forever.
TT - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
BTW Rick, the question you posted at "There, Their, They're" was answered in a post at "My Shell".
Rick C - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Good work, Rick. Especially liked the "poor third grader work of art". I did this OS a couple of weeks ago: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/natkingcole79.shtml
Larry Hensley - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, 5's
TJC - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Scans beautifully, lots of great lines and I hope the research you did wasn't personal! 5's

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