Some get magic from the long nights
Studyin' piles upon piles of real old books, that style's not me
Oh, others were born with it, right
Or one day tried a spell too crazy, the planes got all hazy
This power of mine is one I keep wrapped up
Open blabbin' ain't my desire
Don't think I'll get fired from this group, just tired
Of the judgy look in their eyes

A book nerd, I'm not, ancestors did not dragon-do
No, I am a warlock, it's an inter-party truth
Ev'ryone else gets confused or they start fights, bit rude
I've done nothin', warlocks are like y'all: not the same

"Deal for magic" does sound fishy
And those who do it are half lazy, half evil, all freaky
Oh, know for a fact that ain't right
Sure, some are that but I'm not, trust me, no proof I'm doin' bad deeds
And there are all kinds of dealmakers and such
Not always some demon on fire
Some come from on higher, some are more fey-wired
But that won't stop the looks from your eyes (ayy, ayy)

You'd prefer a book dork or some zapped-by-a-storm dude
But 'cause I'm a warlock, you can't trust the things I do?
I just helped save all of you from bein' zombie food
That's not nothin', warlocks are like y'all: not the same

Get no lovin', oh (oh-oh-oh), oh, us warlocks
Get no lovin', oh-oh, no
These powers of mine are used to do good stuff
Just like the wizards with balls of fire (oh), yeah

Bards think with their dong, barbarians snap quick, it's true
Yet 'cause I'm a warlock, you all side-eye me? So rude
Spell list ain't unique, the druid can do what I do
I've done nothin', warlocks are like y'all: not the same
Really wish you'd stop, not at the level for it, true (I'm still low-level, true)
I may be a warlock, just means my spell slots are few (embarrassingly few)
I'm not even the sort who's pact is with Cthulhu
I've done nothin', warlocks are like y'all: not the same

Get no lovin', oh (oh-oh-oh), oh, us warlocks (this is nonsense)
Get no lovin' (shouldn't have it), oh-oh, no (yeah-eah-eah), warlocks