Birds do it, bees do it;
White House interns on their knees do it;
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

On grocery shelves Keebler elves do it;
Clergy praying by themselves do it;
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Insects in flight late at night do it,
But they raise such a din.
Leno can't quite do it,
'Cause he uses his chin.
Siegfried and Roy, boy on boy, do it;
Quakers, with a minimum of joy, do it;
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Bums do it, champs do it;
In a circuit volts and amps do it;
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Saddam Hussein, giving pain, did it;
Mister Clinton down the drain did it;
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Old Errol Flynn, Rin Tin Tin do it
Though they're both six feet deep.
Shepherds give in to it
With a sensuous sheep.
It feels so fine, folks online do it;
Missionaries, only when supine, do it;
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Hindus, reborn, do it
Gunga, clutching at a horn, blew it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

By golly, Bengalis all do it
Tourists in the Taj Mahal do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

When time allows, sacred cows do it
With a rapturous moo
Jungle boys now do it
Thanks to Mister Sabu
While in Bombay, by the way, do it
If it's not untouchable, you may screw it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Cobras, with charm, do it
Beggars laying down their alms do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

The holy caste, while they fast, do it
Gandhi to the last did eschew it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Nehru (he's dead), it is said, did it
But here's something of note:
He'd go to bed fitted
In eponymous coat
And just for kicks turbaned Sikhs do it
Population experts all say nix to it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.