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Song Parodies -> "12 Toastmasters Tips"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Not Applicable
Parody Song Title:
"12 Toastmasters Tips"
Parody Written by:
Brian Cavanaugh
The Lyrics
The first Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great – Start the meeting right on time.
The second Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great – Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The third Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great – Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The fourth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great – Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The fifth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The sixth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The seventh Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The eighth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The ninth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The tenth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Guests are thanked and encouraged to join; Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The eleventh Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Next week’s schedule is read; Guests are thanked and encouraged to join; Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The twelfth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - End the meeting on time; Next week’s schedule is read; Guests are thanked and encouraged to join; Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The second Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great – Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The third Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great – Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The fourth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great – Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The fifth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The sixth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The seventh Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... Only well-prepared manual projects; Trained, responsible functionaries; Have an agenda and Start the meeting right on time.
The eighth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The ninth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The tenth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Guests are thanked and encouraged to join; Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The eleventh Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - Next week’s schedule is read; Guests are thanked and encouraged to join; Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
The twelfth Toastmaster tip to make a meeting great - End the meeting on time; Next week’s schedule is read; Guests are thanked and encouraged to join; Guest matched with a member; Guests are warmly welcomed; Everyone participates; Positive, helpful evaluations based on project objectives and speaker’s learning goals; FUN, CREATIVE TABLE TOPICS!... only well-prepared manual projects; trained, responsible functionaries; have an agenda and start the meeting right on time.
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erm... sorry to say but this lost something in the pacing as the verses went on still not bad I suppose 344
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