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Song Parodies -> "Pop Idol Weasels"

Original Song Title:

"Pop Goes The Weasel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nursery Rhyme

Parody Song Title:

"Pop Idol Weasels"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A little bedtime song to help you sleep
Up and down the charts they all go
Like they're pumped with diesel
Vying for a big number one
Pop Idol weasels!

Faceless, charmless muppets on speed
As welcome as the measles
Spawned from music industry greed
Pop Idol weasels!

Simon Cowell sits on his throne
Comments sharp as needles
Listening to R'n'B drone
Pop Idol weasels!

They're as popular as "The Christ"
Played by Jim Caviezel
A viewer-sanctioned cultural heist
Pop Idol weasels!

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Johnny D - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Y'know, I wondered how to pronounce "Caviezel" ...... now I know! Thanks! 555
Claude Prez - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great. Bravo and all that.
John Barry - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad to see someone so cleverly taking on that wretched show and its no-talents, both in the performing and judging departments.
Lozzie R - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job!
Missy L - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
lol too funny I totally agree
Phil Alexander - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant. "Faceless, charmless muppets on speed" :-)
alvin rhodes - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a scream....best one i read today.....yeah yeah yeah
2nz - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Really creative and very enjoyable.
Aaerni - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Being the Pokemon nut that I am, I have been thinking about doing a parody of this song called "Pop Goes The Sneasel".
Blue Ant - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute one, KR.

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