Song Parodies -> "Get a New Guitar"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Get a New Guitar"

Parody Written by:

NocturnalChild

The Lyrics

My friend's got a guitar
yeah he hates that b***h
he tells me every day
he says man i really gotta lose this thing
in the worst kinda way
he sits on his a$$
he plays 'till his hands are cold
to one day be great guitarist one day
but he wants he wants to be lazy and to stay at home
well my friends I had to say

Learn to play, Learn to play ya to-day
nana just get a new guitar
say no way, say no way, no way
nana just get a new guitar

My guess he has some money, but he says time are rough
he's got to keep his bill collecters at bay
My guess he has some money, but he says time are rough
cuz my friends got expensive taste

well i guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
but hey man free guitars just don't come along every day
let me tell you about my other friend now
my friend's got a piano, man he hates that d***
he tells me every day
he wants more to (oh) just to stay at home
well my friends I had to say

Learn to play, Learn to play ya to-day
nana just get a new guitar
say no way, say no way, no way
nana just get a new guitar

I won't give you no money
Iwont pay
Nana buy a used guitar
Yes to-day,Yes to-day, to-daaaaaay
nana buy a used guitar

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John Harvey - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Not bad, but a bit thin on the comedy. Good pacing, and good overall, but it could be funnier. Keep at it!

dave - April 26, 2003 - Report this comment

the story line is good makes sense, but the problem i have with this is the grammar is that of a 6 year old and you weren't creative at all, you used the real words to the song and just changed them with the idea of an instrument and not a job.....all the rhymes are from the original song....i give you a 1 out of 20 it was terrible and a total waste of time to read.....give it up you suck at this.....

Nocturnalchild - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

How long did it take you to come up with that and I have 6 other parodie sthat many ppl liek so obviously, I dont suck, i just didnt do a good job on this one. I deserved the votes I got.

doof - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

i agree with dave "Why Don't You Get A Job" you suck

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