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Song Parodies -> "They're The Ones That I Want"
Original Song Title:
"You're The One That I Want"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Olivia Newton John
Parody Song Title:
"They're The Ones That I Want"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
did you know if olivia newton john married wayne newton, divorced him and remarried elton john she'd be.....wait for it.... Olivia Newton-John Newton John?
Olivia:
I need heels,
the fashion's dyin
and my shoes look so old
and the boots that you're supplyin'
you're just not tryin!
you better stepup
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on shoes
better step up
be a sugar dad
pair of boots, no maybe two
nothing left
no more cash is left for you
they're the ones that I want
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
oo oo ooh
the ones I need
oh yes indeed
if you feel they're out of fashion,
listen boy, what I say,
use the card, rate protection
pay today....
John:
I better shape up
or you'll leave your man
who can't keep you satisfied
I better pay up
gotta buy new shoes
proven love from what I buy
and I'm sure down deep inside
they're the ones that I want
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
oo oo ooh
the ones I need
oh yes indeed
I need heels,
the fashion's dyin
and my shoes look so old
and the boots that you're supplyin'
you're just not tryin!
you better stepup
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on shoes
better step up
be a sugar dad
pair of boots, no maybe two
nothing left
no more cash is left for you
they're the ones that I want
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
oo oo ooh
the ones I need
oh yes indeed
if you feel they're out of fashion,
listen boy, what I say,
use the card, rate protection
pay today....
John:
I better shape up
or you'll leave your man
who can't keep you satisfied
I better pay up
gotta buy new shoes
proven love from what I buy
and I'm sure down deep inside
they're the ones that I want
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
ooh ooh honey
the ones that I want
oo oo ooh
the ones I need
oh yes indeed
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Sorry dude, but there are issues here. John does the frst lines of the song. Olivia starts off the "You Better Shape up line...
And you have a lot of places where the lyics are the same as the original.
hey c/h it's a PARODY I have artists freedom here k?
I must agree. The first part does start with John. And.. the chorus... mostly ALL stolen.
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