-> "Smoke Some Doobie"
Original Song Title:
"Smoke Some Doobie"
Parody Song Title:
"Smoke Some Doobie"
The Lyrics
Now if it’s a good time that you seek
Then let me speak with tongue in cheek
As I share a potential benefit
Permit me to play - devil’s advocate
While I may seem a little sinister
With the dope I’ll administer
You can relax and breathe deep
No warning bells will go “Beep!”
I’m not heralding tribal customs
Nor dishing out Bible lessons
But in the first chapter of Genesis
God seems to give a nod for cannabis
Leaving some miffed and perplexed
But only if? taken of context
The word of God must be invoked
And the herb bearing seed - SMOKED!
So, smoke some doobie and praise the Lord
Yeah! smoke some doobie and thank the Lord
Roll, a fatty and pass it on
Flicking the ashes on Babylon
Now you may think I’m out of my gourd
But the word of God is a two edged sword
Kind of like that thorn in your side
Causing you pain that wont subside
So when you’re hurting and you start to yelp
Reach for the one thing that seems to help
Now Jesus would never ever smoke a joint
But when your hurting real bad - what’s the point?
And when your chronic pain resurfaces
Poke some smot for medicinal purposes
Because life won’t supply an easy answer
Especially if you’re battling cancer
The ‘Pharisees’ of this world must adjust
Cause they are sure to leave you nonplused
They don’t know what you’re going through
So smoke some greenery and don’t be blue
Go, smoke some doobie and praise the Lord
Yeah! smoke some doobie and thank the Lord
Roll, a fatty and pass it on
Flicking your ashes on Babylon
Now I really don’t like to be so blunt
But people will to do what they want
Despite any well meaning legislation
They need their good feeling vegetation
Epileptics would have more conniptions
If pot weren’t in they’re prescriptions
And what about the dreadlock Rasta?
Where would he be without his ganja?
Or the Chollos without their mota?
and the pot heads in North Dakota
Pot will always be multi-cultural
Indiscriminating pain don’t heed Demerol
White, Yellow, brown or black as night
We’re all so very precious in His sight
So burn some incense stoner Jew
For God has said: “this Bud for you!”
And, smoke some doobie and praise the Lord
Yeah! smoke some doobie and thank the Lord
Roll, a fatty and pass it on
and flick, your ashes on Babylon
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