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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Ernie"
Original Song Title:
"I Hate Christmas"
Original Performer:
Oscar The Grouch
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Ernie"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
I can't think of anyone who's dumber
Without Bert,Ernie is a bummer!
Rubber duckies everywhere,crappiness is in the air
I'm telling you,it isn't fair!
I hate Ernie!
People laugh like tchotchkes,just like Ernie,what a thrill
Some Freddy Krueger laugh was ill
I hate Ernie!
I'd rather have an enemy like normal class clowns do
If you knee bash on Ernie,he will just knee bash on you
Heh heh
Here comes Big Bird,girls and boys
So go ahead,make some noise!
Because Bert was having no choice
I hate Ernie!
(Big Bird said "And if you want the truth,I ain't so crazy about Sesame Street Fighter whatever!")
Rubber duckies you can squeak,people say that you're a freak
Oh,yeah? Well,he gives me the creeps
I hate Ernie!
Ernie was not really strong
Fake news? That could've been wrong
Go sing the rubber duckie song
I hate Ernie!
I'd rather have an Ernie with that fine blonde hair,I guess
That Ernie can't be so evil,although he won't guide a mess,yeah!
Ernie's really almost here,
Is he stupid? Never fear!
I'm glad he's acting very weird
I hate Ernie!
Without Bert,Ernie is a bummer!
Rubber duckies everywhere,crappiness is in the air
I'm telling you,it isn't fair!
I hate Ernie!
People laugh like tchotchkes,just like Ernie,what a thrill
Some Freddy Krueger laugh was ill
I hate Ernie!
I'd rather have an enemy like normal class clowns do
If you knee bash on Ernie,he will just knee bash on you
Heh heh
Here comes Big Bird,girls and boys
So go ahead,make some noise!
Because Bert was having no choice
I hate Ernie!
(Big Bird said "And if you want the truth,I ain't so crazy about Sesame Street Fighter whatever!")
Rubber duckies you can squeak,people say that you're a freak
Oh,yeah? Well,he gives me the creeps
I hate Ernie!
Ernie was not really strong
Fake news? That could've been wrong
Go sing the rubber duckie song
I hate Ernie!
I'd rather have an Ernie with that fine blonde hair,I guess
That Ernie can't be so evil,although he won't guide a mess,yeah!
Ernie's really almost here,
Is he stupid? Never fear!
I'm glad he's acting very weird
I hate Ernie!
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