Song Parodies -> "Sittin Atop the Bidet"

Original Song Title:

"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

Original Performer:

Otis Redding

Parody Song Title:

"Sittin Atop the Bidet"

Parody Written by:

Tavish Hill

The Lyrics

I'd like to Conrad MacRoberts credit for the title of this parody. I really liked the title he made up for this classic, so I kept it and constructed a parody of my own. Enjoy!

I'm sittin here on my bum
Keep on shittin 'cause I got the runs
Watchin as the shits drop in
And I watch 'em float away again

I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of turds away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies

I used to always wipe with
Charmin and Scott Tissue brands
Before long I got really tired of
Getting shit all over my hands

So now I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of feces away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies

Now all of my toilet paper is frayed
I guess it's time to use some of the spray
I got myself an overused toilet brush
I'll use some Scrubbin Bubbles and flush

Now I'm sittin here all alone
Just tryin hard to pinch a loaf
Now it's runnin down my shins
Better wash it off again

I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of turds away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies

(Whistles...)

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