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Song Parodies -> "Battle Hynm of the ID"

Original Song Title:

"Battle Hynm of the Republic"

Original Performer:

Patriotic

Parody Song Title:

"Battle Hynm of the ID"

Parody Written by:

Donnelly Quinn

The Lyrics

Id sure like to see more parodys on this subject. Patriotic songs deserve the best AMIRIGHT has to give!! This one might quite well tell the secrets to the minds of true Parody writers!!
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the theroys of Froid,
He has taught Me all the evils that My EGO must avoid,
repression of the impulses result in parinoid,
as My ID goes marching on!

Glory glory Psychotherapy. Glory glory sexuality.
Glory glory now I can be free, as My ID goes marching on!

Oh sad is the masochism, the vageries of sex,
have turned half our population into nervous recks.
But Your analist will cure You as long as You pay the checks,
as Your ID goes marching on!

Glory glory Psychotherapy. Glory glory sexuality.
Glory glory now You can be free, as Your ID goes marching on!

Is Your body plauged with aches & pains that You cant understand?
Compound fractures ingrown toenails floating kidneys tremboling hands?
Theres a secret to Your troubles, "You're in love with Your old man!
As Your ID goes marching on!

Glory glory Psychotherapy. Glory glory sexuality.
Glory glory now You can be free,
as Your ID goes marching on!!

Do You drown Your super EGO in a flood of alchohol?
And go running after women till You're just about to fall?
You may think You're having fun, but You're not having fun at all,
as Your ID goes marching on!Glory glory Psychotherapy. Glory glory sexuality.
Glory glory now You can be free, as Your ID goes marching on!!

There was a man who thought his friends to Him were all supirior.
And His complex He imagined made life drerior & dririor.
Till His analist assured Him that He really was infirior,
as His ID went marching on!!

Glory glory Psychotheray. Glory glory sexuality.
Glory glory now He can be free,
as His ID goes marching on!!

Froids mystic world of meanning needent have us mystified.
It IS really very simple what Our Psychi's try to hide.
A thing is a phallic symbol if its longer than its wide,
And our ID's go marching on!!

Glory glory Psychotherapy. Glory glory sexuality.
Glory glory now WE CAN be free,
as OUR ID's go marching on!!

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The Pomfret - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Please let me know when the next public peformance of this is, I'd love to sing along! And to get serious too, the thing that makes this a brilliant star in the parody sky is not only your wonderful gift for it but your courage in exposing some of the worst of the knuckleheads posing as psychologists. I always thought a person who liked psychology, liked himself and had the brains for it went on to be a psychiatrist and actually serve humanity. The kids who became psychologists 1)didn't have the Go to earn an MD and 2) hoped that a degree in psychology would serve as their personal invisible protective shield, hiding their humanity (which they feared) and enabling them to practice control over others for those large bucks. Donnelley, the trouble with psychology is its name. It means literally the science of the soul, but psychology denies there is one. Could this be why it is so stupid.
Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever piece.
Badger - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Is there anyone with access to a computer who does NOT have access to a spell-checking program? Had the author bothered to polish his work, it could be much better -- there's some potential here -- but as it stands, it's too rough-hewn to be that clever.
Sallylou - April 06, 2016 - Report this comment
I don't think this is how it was written.. There are other places where these lyrics are spelled almost all right, unlike this. Also, these lyrics are not quite the way it was sung by Melanie.

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