-> "(How Much is) That AR When It's on Sale?"
Original Song Title:
"(How Much is) That Doggie in the Window?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(How Much is) That AR When It's on Sale?"
The Lyrics
How much is that AR when it‘s on sale?
The one with the Picatinny rails
How much is that AR when it‘s on sale?
I don‘t want to pay full retail
I live in strict Blue State California,
Might buy single-shot AR-clone
Mag is low 10-shot, has collapsing butt-stock,
But in .223, fit for a kill-zone!
How much is that AR when it‘s on sale?
The one with the Picatinny rails
How much is that AR when it‘s on sale?
I don‘t want to pay full retail
I don't want the old Ruger Mini
I don't want .22LR guns
I don't want WW2-era vintage
Want M-16 look-alike for shooting fun
How much is that AR when it‘s on sale?
The one with the Picatinny rails
How much is that AR when it‘s on sale?
Need to order 30 (rd mag) by mail…
Now (last hurdle)
Get DOJ to approve sale!!!
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