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Song Parodies -> "The Doggie in the Window (real version)"
Original Song Title:
"The Doggie in the Window"
Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"The Doggie in the Window (real version)"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
There are always "hidden costs"
How much is that doggie in the window?
When all extra charges unveil
How much will that doggie in the window?
Be costing me after the sale
Please add in the Vet with his pet pills
And toys and a big rubber bone
And food for well over a decade
How much will he eat when he’s grown?
How much is that doggie in the window?
When all extra charges unveil
How much will that doggie in the window?
Be costing me after the sale
I must get him/her properly neutered
Or I’ll have more loud mouths to feed
And then there’s a leash and all the poop bags
How much money will I now need?
I could get a bunny or a birdie
That cost me way less of my pay
They go in a cage, not on the carpet
And they’re not home barking all day
How much was that doggie in the window?
The price on the sign is a lie
Too much for that doggie in the window!
I think I will pass your store by
When all extra charges unveil
How much will that doggie in the window?
Be costing me after the sale
Please add in the Vet with his pet pills
And toys and a big rubber bone
And food for well over a decade
How much will he eat when he’s grown?
How much is that doggie in the window?
When all extra charges unveil
How much will that doggie in the window?
Be costing me after the sale
I must get him/her properly neutered
Or I’ll have more loud mouths to feed
And then there’s a leash and all the poop bags
How much money will I now need?
I could get a bunny or a birdie
That cost me way less of my pay
They go in a cage, not on the carpet
And they’re not home barking all day
How much was that doggie in the window?
The price on the sign is a lie
Too much for that doggie in the window!
I think I will pass your store by
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This gives me an idea - and it's definitely not to buy a dog.
So true but they're worth it. Who could ask for a better friend. Remember all my dog songs?
dogs are better companions than humans any day
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