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Song Parodies -> "Clown Muzzled That Doggie With a Big Blow"
Original Song Title:
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"Clown Muzzled That Doggie With a Big Blow"
Parody Written by:
Satire Sam
The Lyrics
Clown muzzled that doggie with a big blow
From the gun she used to assail
The pup, a “bad doggie”, thus the big blow
At training the doggie had failed
The gun governor of South Dakota
Has a moniker: “Kill-Spree Gnome”
She bragged about being a pup-croaker
In her boastful ghost-written tome
A deadly waster of a poor dog, she
Extinguished the canine’s life spark
This thug killed the doggie on a death spree
It’s never again gonna bark
Are her next targets bunnies or kitties?
A goat she had already shot
The bitch killed a bitch and did it quickly
She gets off with a cocked Glock hot
Clown muzzled that doggie, gave a window
Into a mind that ain’t too hale
About the murder she made a big show
Stick the sick bitch inside a jail
From the gun she used to assail
The pup, a “bad doggie”, thus the big blow
At training the doggie had failed
The gun governor of South Dakota
Has a moniker: “Kill-Spree Gnome”
She bragged about being a pup-croaker
In her boastful ghost-written tome
A deadly waster of a poor dog, she
Extinguished the canine’s life spark
This thug killed the doggie on a death spree
It’s never again gonna bark
Are her next targets bunnies or kitties?
A goat she had already shot
The bitch killed a bitch and did it quickly
She gets off with a cocked Glock hot
Clown muzzled that doggie, gave a window
Into a mind that ain’t too hale
About the murder she made a big show
Stick the sick bitch inside a jail
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