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Song Parodies -> "Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows"
Original Song Title:
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale
They don't need a trip to California
They like the dog meat at their homes
Their liking eating pets is so gruesome
Would even shock those of old Rome
That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale
We see in the news many liars
Who like to keep folks in the dark
We sure need fact checkers to protect us
From phony, false fucks and their barks
Dump wants to eat bunnies and kitties
He wants to eat parrots that talk
Vance wants to drink down a bowl of fishies
He'd even eat puffer fish and hawks
That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale
They don't need a trip to California
They like the dog meat at their homes
Their liking eating pets is so gruesome
Would even shock those of old Rome
That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale
We see in the news many liars
Who like to keep folks in the dark
We sure need fact checkers to protect us
From phony, false fucks and their barks
Dump wants to eat bunnies and kitties
He wants to eat parrots that talk
Vance wants to drink down a bowl of fishies
He'd even eat puffer fish and hawks
That Vance drools for doggies in store windows
He wants to munch on their tails
Dump wants to eat doggies in store windows
He's glad that those dogs are for sale
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It's kinda tough:
Dog meat is tough; snake meat is tougher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c
At least I’m better than the_conqueror_of_parodiez at writing parodies.
https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9
Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!
Ducks and chickens will taste great
Served up on our dinner plate.
Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!
Ducks and chickens will taste great
Served up on our dinner plate.
Is that why Orange Orangutan doesn't have a dog for a pet? He considers them food?
Explains why they falsely accused the Haitians; they want all the canines for themselves. And if JD Chance likes puffer fish we should not discourage him ;-p
What JD Vance wants is to restore the Ottoman Empire. Quit dogging him about eating Haitian couisine.
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