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Song Parodies -> "Seven Little Boys, Sittin In The Ranch Seat"
Original Song Title:
"Seven Little Girls Sittin In The Back Seat"
Original Performer:
Paul Evans And The Curls
Parody Song Title:
"Seven Little Boys, Sittin In The Ranch Seat"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
how many little boys, Michael? how many???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seven little boys, sittin on a ranch seat,
kissin and a hugging with mike,
then an eighth came upa big wheel riding,
this is what his orgies were like.
(all together now, one two. squeeze..)
keep your hands off my organ,
keep your hands to yourself,
keep your slimy glove off my wee head,
this isn't fun, sittin on a ranch seat,
Mikey I wish you were dead..
wine went down, showed them pornography,
showed them how a rubbing was done,
asked them if they'd like to see his little man,
all of them wanted to run...
(all together now, one two. squeeze..)
keep your hands off my organ,
keep your hands to yourself,
keep your slimy glove off my wee head,
this isn't fun, sittin on a ranch seat,
Mikey I wish you were dead..
seven little boys, sittin on a ranch seat,
some would come to tell the new trial
how mike touched them, how he would play them,
isn't he just sick and so vile,
(all together now, one two. squeeze..)
keep your hands off my organ,
keep your hands to yourself,
keep your slimy glove off my wee head,
this isn't fun, sittin on a ranch seat,
Mikey I wish you were dead..
kissin and a hugging with mike,
then an eighth came upa big wheel riding,
this is what his orgies were like.
(all together now, one two. squeeze..)
keep your hands off my organ,
keep your hands to yourself,
keep your slimy glove off my wee head,
this isn't fun, sittin on a ranch seat,
Mikey I wish you were dead..
wine went down, showed them pornography,
showed them how a rubbing was done,
asked them if they'd like to see his little man,
all of them wanted to run...
(all together now, one two. squeeze..)
keep your hands off my organ,
keep your hands to yourself,
keep your slimy glove off my wee head,
this isn't fun, sittin on a ranch seat,
Mikey I wish you were dead..
seven little boys, sittin on a ranch seat,
some would come to tell the new trial
how mike touched them, how he would play them,
isn't he just sick and so vile,
(all together now, one two. squeeze..)
keep your hands off my organ,
keep your hands to yourself,
keep your slimy glove off my wee head,
this isn't fun, sittin on a ranch seat,
Mikey I wish you were dead..
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Let the record show this is about Jackson, not me. The only lustful obsession I have is with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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