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Song Parodies -> "Pine Float"

Original Song Title:

"The Love Boat Tv Show Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Paul Williams and Charles Fox

Parody Song Title:

"Pine Float"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Pine Floats are what we used to order when we were kids at the local dairy bar in the summer when we were broke. It consisted of a glass of water and a tooth pick.
Free, inviting to you,
You're reward. No collecting due.
Broke, can't get credit restored.
Have no dough, float a loan or two.

Pine float, spoon still is making it rather dumb,
A pine float provides some water for everyone.
If your cursed with some dentures,
Your mind on your lame finance.

Gums won't hurt with this score,
It's got scope and style and a little board.
Yes Freeeeeeee! It's Freeeeeeee!
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Royce Miller - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
You're whacked, Guy-and I'm laughing
Pat - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Pine floats are a new one to me..hehe. Good!
Guy DiRito - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you ladies. Glad you got some chuckles. :D

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