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Song Parodies -> "Ho-Ho-Hoooold It Right There!!!"
Original Song Title:
"We Need a Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Percy Faith
Parody Song Title:
"Ho-Ho-Hoooold It Right There!!!"
Parody Written by:
hec
The Lyrics
This was written after many years of working in a shopping center where the Christmas carols were started the day after Halloween and DID NOT STOP! until December 26th; often, by the start of December I was ready to have anybody who so much as THOUGHT a Christmas carol boiled in eggnog.
1] Take down the holly;
Turn off the Chipmunks, or I'll... smash the radio!
Socks off the chimney,
Comb out the tinsel from that blasted evergreen bough...
R} We don't need an early Christmas--
Not in mid- September;
Everything goes rancid
Way before December!
We don't need an early Christmas,
Why should we begin it?!?
It isn't even winter yet--
Now just a cottonpickin' minute...!!!
2] This is an outrage:
Why, there's a Jack'o'Lantern in a holly wreath!
Reindeer and elves on
The "back-to-school" displays-- oh, where's our common sense now?!?
R} We don't need an early Christmas
Spoiling all our pleasure--
Makes the Saviour's birthday
Trash instead of treasure;
We don't need to rush the Yuletide,
A dozen days is plenty...
So put away the Christmas now!!!
Turn off the Chipmunks, or I'll... smash the radio!
Socks off the chimney,
Comb out the tinsel from that blasted evergreen bough...
R} We don't need an early Christmas--
Not in mid- September;
Everything goes rancid
Way before December!
We don't need an early Christmas,
Why should we begin it?!?
It isn't even winter yet--
Now just a cottonpickin' minute...!!!
2] This is an outrage:
Why, there's a Jack'o'Lantern in a holly wreath!
Reindeer and elves on
The "back-to-school" displays-- oh, where's our common sense now?!?
R} We don't need an early Christmas
Spoiling all our pleasure--
Makes the Saviour's birthday
Trash instead of treasure;
We don't need to rush the Yuletide,
A dozen days is plenty...
So put away the Christmas now!!!
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Loved it... Jack'o'Lantern in a holly wreath! Reindeer and elves on The "back-to-school" displays were inspired...and wouldn't be so funny if it weren't true!
I would rather fry the latkes, spin the dreidel and light the menorah - but not until December.
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