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Song Parodies -> "When A Man Weds A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"When A Man Loves A Woman"

Original Performer:

Percy Sledge Version

Parody Song Title:

"When A Man Weds A Woman"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

sorry guys and gals, LCU is ok by me. but my bible says marriage is between a man and a woman. so to declare in front of God what God says is wrong.. is just.. wrong. Love and be committed and for goodness sake be happy faihtful, dedicated and LOVED by each other. But a marriage is hetero....just saying...
when a man weds a woman
this is just right there is nothing else
don't change the world
or bring a good thing down
if you're gay I can't see it
"his and his" is wrong
turns his back for his "best friend"
don't people frown?

when a man weds a woman
for everalasting times
trying to give her what she needs
he'll give her holy comfort
stay faithful and then
and God said that's the way it's got to be

when a man weds a woman
you just gotta tip your hat
trying to hold on to our precious word
same sex is just so very bad..

when a man weds a woman
he takes on a role
same sex is such fallacy
will they play us for fools?
it's the next thing to go
lovin guys is not for me

when a man weds a woman
he should do no wrong
he should never hold some other girl
yes when a man weds a woman
that's exactly how it feels
make babies babies, babies in our world

when a man weds a woman....

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 17

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adagio - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Good pacing, Malcolm. 5's
TipsyCakes - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNs, glad to see you "tip your hat," Sir; but remember, not all weddeds can reProduce . . .

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