Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'
On your cheek, tears are glistenin'
You're more than annoyed
'Cause you're unemployed
Sitting in a winter furlough-land

Gone away is your paycheck
Hits your life like a train wreck
You're down in the dumps
And feel like a chump
Sitting in a winter furlough-land

In the meadow build a Snow-Director
And remember to leave out her heart
She's inhuman, just a cash-detector
You'll find another job if you are smart

Later on, who'll retire?
All the crew has been fired
Decisions were made
No reason displayed
Sitting in a winter furlough-land