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Song Parodies -> "Things You Just Won't Find On eBay"
Original Song Title:
"A- You're Adorable"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Perry Como
Parody Song Title:
"Things You Just Won't Find On eBay"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
A little bit of fun before the weekend...
A- Affleck's subtlety
B- Bono's modesty
C- Celine's rustic vocal style
D- Demi's small brassiere
E- Elton John's real hair
F- Farrah's post-surgery smile
G- Gwyneth's Oscar cheer
H- Hef's celibate years
I- Idols ('merican) in work
J- Jacko's Jesus Juice
K- Keanu Reeve's use (?)
L- Lithe figure of Captain Kirk
M, N, O, P (You could go on all day)
Q, R, S, T (alphabetically searching on eBay)
U- Uma's underwear (damn!)
V- Ve vill finish there
W, X, Y, Z
It's quite a lengthy set
Of things you just can't get
No sale (you sure?) No fee (bad luck..)
Lost treasures of celebrity
Can't find them alphabetically!
B- Bono's modesty
C- Celine's rustic vocal style
D- Demi's small brassiere
E- Elton John's real hair
F- Farrah's post-surgery smile
G- Gwyneth's Oscar cheer
H- Hef's celibate years
I- Idols ('merican) in work
J- Jacko's Jesus Juice
K- Keanu Reeve's use (?)
L- Lithe figure of Captain Kirk
M, N, O, P (You could go on all day)
Q, R, S, T (alphabetically searching on eBay)
U- Uma's underwear (damn!)
V- Ve vill finish there
W, X, Y, Z
It's quite a lengthy set
Of things you just can't get
No sale (you sure?) No fee (bad luck..)
Lost treasures of celebrity
Can't find them alphabetically!
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I searched under "F" and found fives.
You just think you can do pretty much anything now, don't you Kristof? - well, you'll slip up one day, y'hear (not yet though - 555)
PS: ditto about Uma
PS: ditto about Uma
this one made me smile...5s
A capitol accomplishment
Thanks John, Stu, Alvin and AFW. I wanted to do the whole alphabet, but that's not how the OS goes. Maybe I'll do an extended remix....:-)
I only have fives for you.
Uma doesn't wear underwear. I'd tell you how I know, but I'm not one to brag... Great job here.
That is quite a list. I take note of Elton's real hair and Kirk's lithe physique. Very funny stuff. 555
you have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? Well, I had enough time on my hands to read you parody. And give you 555!
Hilarious. The Uma's underwear line reminded me of a cartoon I saw 20 years ago. An old pervert sitting by a table with a sign next to it that read...."Girls bicycle seats...New, $1...Used, $5...-D. 555
Nice one, Kristof...
Thanks for dropping by Rick, Leo, Kim, Lion, and Catch!!
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