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Song Parodies -> "Milsex Joys/Downs"

Original Song Title:

"Almond Joy/Mounds"

Original Performer:

Peter Paul Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Milsex Joys/Downs"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

With all of the combined US Armed Forces sexual assaults more than doubling and retaliation mixed with acceptance of Gays in the military making matters worse, I thought I would write a little something about it. The original jingle is too small to use all services, so I chose the US Army. No offense intended, just wanted to get across a point.
Once again under review:

Sometimes she acts like a grunt
Sometimes she don’t
Some GIs got guts, others don't
Relationships in the Army are tough
hard to tell when to make a move
Straight, Bi, and Gay can be confusing
Brass don’t approve…

Sometimes lust drives men nuts
List of dos and don’ts
Surrounded by male and female butts
Lots of d*cks and c*nts
Sometimes lust drives men nuts
Rape thoughts? Just don’t!!!

[Hard to live down sexual assault]
Note: in the first two lines of V1 is the military's attempt to blame the female in these cases, the next line is the male risk-taking, and the last 4 are the relationship problems in proper perspective. In V2, the sexual tension is examined and the resulting problem the US Armed Forces are facing in the 6th line followed by a bracketed word of warning.

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Fungirl - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Clear writing requires no explanation. Message: Take your saltpeter and cover your buddy's back, whether it's male or female.
Rob Arndt - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment
More commentary from an individual that doesn't have the integrity to print her own name or S/N. Btw, 1) As a woman what would you know of saltpeter? Nothing. 2) Saltpeter is only used in bootcamp and it doesn't work!!! 3) I wrote the lyrics to conform to the OJ (Original Jingle) so it might be confusing to some people, which you have disregarded and 4) if you think you are so smart then let me throw about a thousand German terms and English Milspeak terms at you to see if you understand advanced aviation, small arms, MBTs, naval tech, mil operating systems, mil strategic terms, etc...!!! You'd have to Google navigate your butt off and still many acronyms and terms would not come up as they come from military journals and defense tech mags. Also, there are private military terms familiar to servicepeople but not your avg. civilian. You fail to impress me with your opinions and saw that you 1-bombed JAB as well for his production. When will you ever be near 4000 parodies? Never! When will you hit over 2000 like me? Never. It's pretty easy to 1-bomb others' parodies when you are not posting yours. But what comes around goes around. As for "Fungirl" more like Shunned Girl :)~
Rob Arndt - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Time to switch from verbal 88mm KWK 43 L/71 to 128mm PAK-44: Fungirl, either post your given name, S/N, or artist page of YOUR parodies for direct comparison... or move along. You are out-voted and have lost. Spew all the Netspeak you want. Doesn't dent my armor a bit :)
J.A. Thott - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment
There's a fungus named Fungirl among us.
Jonathan - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment
this wasn't about chocolate this wasn't about chocolate at all! 5's
Tim Dewey - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment
absolute genius writing. how you can write about nothing is brilliant. this was the funniest by far of anything you've written in weeks
Fungirl - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment
I'll have you know that I'm in the top five 92% of the time in even years. I have more than 3 billion fans in 135 countries and have published 219 best-sellers in just over 2 years. I have designed over 5.3 trillion adhesives, ranging from Krazy Glue to post-its. I am a regular contributor to Gynecology Illustrated and have vast knowledge in everything. I was the first woman in MLB, with a .376 BA and an OBP of .569. My Gyn-speak may put some people off, but I have no use for them and they should be killed with nuclear-tipped CMs. My insider's encyclopedic knowledge of the War of the Roses is the envy of botanists everywhere. I even know how to create a paragraph in these comments, but I don't want to show off. Did I mention that I invented a vaccine against narcissism and free-floating insecurity? So don't threaten me with artillery and stop petitioning Management to delete comments critical of you -- and to edit away your own comments which turn out to be self-defeating. : ) P.S.: I love you madly -- madly, I tell you.

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