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Song Parodies -> "Vice President Cheney's in Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Phil Spector
Parody Song Title:
"Vice President Cheney's in Town"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
The heart attack man,
Is making us drink,
From his bed pan,
And the taste really stinks:
Vice President Cheney's in Town
He's evil as heck,
At our protest he's pissed,
Gonna arrest us peace activists.
Vice President Cheney's in town!
He'll mace you when you're peeing,
His daughter's a lesbian,
If his wife Lynn has her way,
She'll scream "You're not a good man!"
Oh! You better move out,
Of the country,
He only likes you
If you're Saudi,
Vice President Cheney's in town!
Is making us drink,
From his bed pan,
And the taste really stinks:
Vice President Cheney's in Town
He's evil as heck,
At our protest he's pissed,
Gonna arrest us peace activists.
Vice President Cheney's in town!
He'll mace you when you're peeing,
His daughter's a lesbian,
If his wife Lynn has her way,
She'll scream "You're not a good man!"
Oh! You better move out,
Of the country,
He only likes you
If you're Saudi,
Vice President Cheney's in town!
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Not one of your better ones, but I gave it fives because it makes Big Dick look bad. As right-wing nuts go, Cheney's nuttier than most. (Had to say it before Johnny D did.)
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