"ARGH!"

"Are there any dumbasses in the audience tonight?"
[50,000 "yeahs"]
"Is there anyone who has a freakin' clue?"
[3 yeahs]
"Pathetic"

"This is for all the Dee-dee-dee* in the audience!"

"Is there anyone here who's dumb?"
[50,000 "yeahs"]

"This is AT you it's called Dumb As Hell!"


"Lets all have a clap!"
[clapping begins]
"C'mon I can't hear you, get your hands off your puds,
have a dumb time,
you're dumb as hell!"

{instrumental intro/song begins}

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
duh, duh, duh, duh,
dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce,
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

You went a.. treat or trick-in' but with no disguise
And to cover dark roots, you use Easter egg dyes!
And you cracked a smile, when you cut a fart
And blamed the dog when it is your guilty ass
Short on the grey matter,
And your brain-cells scatter,
Worse than a mad-hatter,
I abhor, all that are dumb!

{instrumental}

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
duh, duh, duh, duh,
dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce,
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

And you are, dumb all day, and dumb all night
If dumb paid money you'd get overtime!
And when you're takin' your girlfriend out tonight
Don't blow her up too hard, and use KY!
'cause if they see you in the ER,
Stuck again to your girl
They're gonna call your inbred mother,
And tell her four words
YOUR SON IS DUMB!

{outro}