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Song Parodies -> "I've Got No Cuffs"
Original Song Title:
"I've Got No Strings"
Original Performer:
Pinocchio
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got No Cuffs"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Disney gets kinky! A story about a guy who just isn't that spontaneous..
I've got no cuffs
For bedroom play
She likes restraint; I say "No way!"
I've no love
For bondage gear
You won't find cuffs round here!
Hey! Whoa! That hurts, you know
I'm the meekest guy you'll meet
She's got a huge dildo
And I feel I can't compete!
As soon as cuffs
Are slapped on me
As sure as heck, I'll need to pee
I've no trust
I can't believe
She won't just up and leave.
[The Girl]
Try out these cuffs
Go with the flow
And treat me like a skanky ho!
[Me]
Freaks me out
Your "fruity" mouth
Now something's just gone south
[The Buddy]
You're such a wuss
I'd sell my soul
For a lady who takes control
In fact, I
Pay good money
For what you get for free!
[Me]
WellohI'll have a go
I can be your risque bloke
Babe, (click!) please take it slow
Um
Err
Oh my god, the lock just broke!
For bedroom play
She likes restraint; I say "No way!"
I've no love
For bondage gear
You won't find cuffs round here!
Hey! Whoa! That hurts, you know
I'm the meekest guy you'll meet
She's got a huge dildo
And I feel I can't compete!
As soon as cuffs
Are slapped on me
As sure as heck, I'll need to pee
I've no trust
I can't believe
She won't just up and leave.
[The Girl]
Try out these cuffs
Go with the flow
And treat me like a skanky ho!
[Me]
Freaks me out
Your "fruity" mouth
Now something's just gone south
[The Buddy]
You're such a wuss
I'd sell my soul
For a lady who takes control
In fact, I
Pay good money
For what you get for free!
[Me]
WellohI'll have a go
I can be your risque bloke
Babe, (click!) please take it slow
Um
Err
Oh my god, the lock just broke!
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captivating...5s
Just as long as you're not doing it in the wrong key... ;-)
hmm, recording our most intimate moments now, are we? - 555
by the way (and you should know this) in Australia "going south" means going UP - and I've sold half a million copies of a map that proves it.........see www.odt.org/southupmaps.htm
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by the way (and you should know this) in Australia "going south" means going UP - and I've sold half a million copies of a map that proves it.........see www.odt.org/southupmaps.htm
(shameless plug)
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