Sitting on the playground on a school day
Chatting with my classmates, watching the other kids play.
Then I get to feeling like a cocker spaniel when he greets the trees.
Goodness, there's the bell! and I gotta pee!

Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach I gotta pee,
It ain't gonna wait to recess, Teach I gotta pee.

During all student classes, the teacher's have a rule,
They say to wait for the bell and then I'll excuse you.
But in a few more minutes the teach will learn to smell relief,
I'm wearing out my bladder! holding back my pee.

Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach I gotta pee,
It ain't gonna wait to recess, Teach I gotta pee.

Just before our gym class while in the locker room,
All the teammates were stalling,
Coach went to see what was keeping them,

He enters the locker room in wonder,
and what d'ya think he sees?
The teammates hoping up and down on one foot,
holding back their pee.

Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach I gotta pee,
It ain't gonna wait to recess, Teach I gotta pee.

I think I've been holding, it back long enough,
The boys finger is in the dyke, and it's about to bust.
I don't know if the pluming, will take the pressure of my release.
Let's put ourselves in diapers!
In case of any emergencies.

Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach, Teach I gotta pee,
It ain't gonna wait to recess, Teach I gotta pee.