we've both lie silently in the dead of the night
though we both are kind of tired we are wide awake in side
turn the tv on i said
and thats what you did
while i grabbed a bottle of wine and
we try to ignore it
yea we try
and i don't know why
it seems
every show has its porn
just like every car has a horn
just like every playboy magazine gets torn
every show has its porn

well i heard this so called man on a talk show
howard stern can't get a girl out of her clothes
what the f does he know he's a perverted freak
and i hope that maybe someday he'll be off of my tv
i guess
every show has it's porn
and i wish howard stern was never born
just like every stern fan must be really bored
every show has it porn

well its a been a while now
i'll turn it on again
the cartoons are naked
guess the porn
the porn remains

i know i'm gonna channel surf tonight, until the break of day
instead of sleeping like i should i just keep staying awake
and i see that there's still nothing new
nothing other than porn to view
mtv's gone reality
vh1 has changed too i see
now every show has its porn
music videos are no more
what happened to the 80's when mtv was born
now every show has its porn