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Song Parodies -> "Porn At 8"
Original Song Title:
"Born Too Late"
Original Performer:
Poni-Tails
Parody Song Title:
"Porn At 8"
Parody Written by:
Stan Hall
The Lyrics
Joey and Chandler anticipate an all-night tube-a-thon ... :-)
"Porn At 8"
Porn at 8! Hard core! They’ll show it.
We will view some thrusting vids
‘til it’s grown late,
trying our horns to bate.
Fornicaton sans romance, just
in-out shoves, ’til by and by
ejacula-
tion it terminates.
We’ve seen two, now, watch another?
I wish we could see these
along with those two, the best new
smut I know we ever can see
for the next
porn to play are new, unaired: “How
I Part Thighs” and “Jaws I Part for Wood,
Part VIII”
why would we scorn two greats?
Porn at 8! Hard core! They’ll show it.
We will view those thrusting vids ‘til
it’s grown late,
and in the morn snooze la-a-a-a-ate.
I’m up for porn at 8!
Nudes! Great!
Porn at 8! Hard core! They’ll show it.
We will view some thrusting vids
‘til it’s grown late,
trying our horns to bate.
Fornicaton sans romance, just
in-out shoves, ’til by and by
ejacula-
tion it terminates.
We’ve seen two, now, watch another?
I wish we could see these
along with those two, the best new
smut I know we ever can see
for the next
porn to play are new, unaired: “How
I Part Thighs” and “Jaws I Part for Wood,
Part VIII”
why would we scorn two greats?
Porn at 8! Hard core! They’ll show it.
We will view those thrusting vids ‘til
it’s grown late,
and in the morn snooze la-a-a-a-ate.
I’m up for porn at 8!
Nudes! Great!
© Stan Hall
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Nice bit of porntification here, Stan and I am assuming 8 means time not age.
loved the porn titles..lol
Sounds like pornie tail.
T'anks, youse guys. And, Guys, yes. :-)
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