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Song Parodies -> "Sarah, You're My V.P. Now"

Original Song Title:

"Bess, You Is My Woman Now"

Original Performer:

Porgy and Bess

Parody Song Title:

"Sarah, You're My V.P. Now"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Aren't they sweet together? OS (TV opera production, circa 1987): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApZ0lqGIF74 OS excerpt (1959 movie): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj1ZwCTHxIA&NR=1
JOHN McCAIN:
Sarah, you’re my V.P. now.
You are, you are,
And you must pull in the women and youth
And win their votes.
Mask the wrinkles on my face—
Erase—
Because Alaska’s governor is cute and young.
Oh Sarah, Sarah,
Our new victory has just begun.

SARAH PALIN:
Johnny, I’m your V.P. now.
I am, I am,
But I ain’t going to Washington
‘Less you win the votes.
There’s no wrinkles in my prime,
And I’m
Against abortion, for tax abatin’,
Against gay marriage, for N.R.A.-ing.
Johnny, I’m your V.P. now
And come November…

Choosing time, convention time,
And voting time and swear-in time…

JOHN McCAIN:
Choosing time, convention time,
And voting time and swear-in time.
Sarah, make me Prez.

[Sarah repeats her stanza while John sings in counterpart]

Sarah, be my V.P.!
Come January
We’ll make the White House ours—
Right-of-center pow’rs, for the next four years!
Oh, they’ll forget the Bushes!
McCain and Palin! McCain and Palin!
We’ll share the spoils,
Less leaning on foreign oil.
We’ll make this land safe again
And prosp’rous…

SARAH:
Choosing time, convention time,
And voting time, and swear-in time.

JOHN:
Choosing time, convention time,
And voting time and swear-in time.

SARAH:
Vote G.O.P.
Win, G.O.P. !

JOHN (simultaneously):
Go, right!
Win, right!

SARAH and JOHN:
Come November, I’m telling you,
We’ll make this run,
John and Sarah,
With the White House…

SARAH:
…won!

JOHN:
Sarah, we’ll have won now!

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alvin - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully written....good concept and the perfect song to apply it to...bravo !
Invisible Boy - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought this was very good Melanie. The mental image of these two...on stage...mournfully belting this one out is priceless...
UnKnownVO - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I believe AZ-John may just win himself a little "weissHaus Fun " !
Tommy Turtle - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
What alvin and IB said.

UnKnownVO (no relation to SwingVO, I assume?) ... that crossed my mind as well.
John Jenkins - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job of working in 4 different kinds of time.
SwingVO - September 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Mel, loved the OS that you selected to this parody ! ! Yeah, she makes him look & Act young, that CowboyMcCAIN ! She sets his 'spurs' aJinglin' ! . . . He needs no Stetson now !
MasonR - September 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job here! Now we need an Obama response..."It Ain't Necessarily So..."
Below Average Dave - September 06, 2008 - Report this comment
MasonR. . ."Yes We Can Change it Now?
2Eagle - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment
She'll be on Oprah not before long.
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know, she's pretty strong behind Obama--it'll be tougher for her to decide now. . .
UnKnownVotress - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
3rd View: Mr T this is a very well chosen OS for this theme . . . that alone makes it so interesting . . . I can hear CowboyDave's NorCAL ' twang' whie reading this . . .
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, she's "Porky" -- and I don't mean "fat" -- and he's "Mess."
Melanie Lee - August 26, 2018 - Report this comment
RIP John McCain. That man's...gone now...

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