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Song Parodies -> "How Much Is The Debt In California?"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"How Much Is The Debt In California?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

how much is that debt in California,
the democrats have told a big pile
how much is the debt in california,
a recall needs done in a while

I must take a trip to California
and spend cash to help them come out
I hope I don't trip upon the chins of
the lefties as they sit and pout

I read in the papers they have "bobbers"
but never had "sex with that girl"
but now we can have an oral office
when they talk I just want to hurl

I think what they've done is pretty stupid,
it started with bubba, and grew
lewinsky was on her knees like cupid,
she worked on his "staff" that is true

and now old Gray davis has a recall,
a once nice old man he has lied,
his popular vote is in a free fall
another left state has just died

how much is that debt in California,
the democrats have told a big pile
how much is the debt in california,
a recall needs done in a while




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Pat - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked it, Malcolm!
Meriadoc - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it, but how did Clinton sneak in there? Oh wait, he is rather sneaky...
Michael Pacholek - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Beats me how Clinton snuck in there. After all, when Clinton was in the White House, California didn't have this problem. Coincidence?
Meriadoc - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael I just love the way you think. Let's see, in the month of July there are more drownings on ____ Beach than any other month. Also in the month of July, more popsicles are sold on ____ Beach than in any other month. Conclusion a la Michael: popsicles therefore are the major cause of drownings... ;-)
Guy DiRito - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Malcolm. You know the real reason Monica got canned don't you?

She sucked at her job.
MALCOLM HIGGINS - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
DON'T WORRY GUY!!!! Monica wil always get another job.. her resume is impressive "once worked on the president's personal staff"
Wild Man - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
He He, You Guys. Good Job Malk!
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice jokes, Guy and Malcolm. Why don't you send them to Bush? He'll really drink 'em up! Of course, he'll be laughing so hard he'll have to lie. Down. And while Monica may have sucked, she didn't blow our prosperity. I mean, if she had waiting six years to intern at the White House, you know what Georgie would've said to her? "Oh boy! Check those out! Yeah! Gimme some o' those! Pizzas! They go great with pretzels!"

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