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Song Parodies -> "It's Barney The Purple Dinosaur!"
Original Song Title:
"The Russian Dance from The Nutcracker Suite"
Original Performer:
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Parody Song Title:
"It's Barney The Purple Dinosaur!"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
He's the
ANTICHRIST!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up,
You'll SEE!
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
He's the
ANTICHRIST!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
An' it's Six-Six-Six!
"CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR"
Change
Each letter "U" to "V"
Add a C
And a V
And a V
And an L
And a D
And an I
And another V
"CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR"
Change
Each letter "U" to "V"
Add a C
And a V
And a V
And an L
And a D
And an I
And another V
What's that
Add--Up--To?
What's that
Add--Up--To?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that? What's that? What's that?
WHAT'S THAT?
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
An' it's Six-Six-Six!
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up!
IT'S HIM!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
He's the
ANTICHRIST!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up,
You'll SEE!
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
He's the
ANTICHRIST!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
An' it's Six-Six-Six!
"CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR"
Change
Each letter "U" to "V"
Add a C
And a V
And a V
And an L
And a D
And an I
And another V
"CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR"
Change
Each letter "U" to "V"
Add a C
And a V
And a V
And an L
And a D
And an I
And another V
What's that
Add--Up--To?
What's that
Add--Up--To?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that? What's that? What's that?
WHAT'S THAT?
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
An' it's Six-Six-Six!
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
It's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up! Add 'em up!
Add 'em up!
IT'S HIM!
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This is wonderful, Johnny. If I had anything to do with planting the bug for classical stuff, you are really coming through. Let's do a whole book of "The Unpublished Lyrics of the Nutcracker". (Although with our luck, they'll stay unpublished)
This is nuts. Tokusu Sentai Blessranger would love this. For added effect, try singing this along with Spike Jones' version of the same tune. 555
Thanks, Rick and Agri.
OK, Rick, I'm up for tackling "The Nutcracker" in tandem with you. Why don't you post the next nut-cracking spoof yourself? I've gone back to Bach for now.
Agri: Where can I find Spike's version (preferably for free, har har)?
OK, Rick, I'm up for tackling "The Nutcracker" in tandem with you. Why don't you post the next nut-cracking spoof yourself? I've gone back to Bach for now.
Agri: Where can I find Spike's version (preferably for free, har har)?
Uh...wow? Enlightening, but...the things you do to my mind...
Johnny: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000025L5D/104-8978449-2805569 for "Spike Jones Murders The Classics" which certainly ties in with our recent discussions at the Messageboard! That album contains highlights of an epic "Nutcracker Suite" EP Jones released in the late 40s. The full-version of Jones' "Nutcracker Suite" (which shifts from treacly Disneysque narrative to outstanding hyper-surrealism at the drop of a hat) is only available on the compilation Spiked! on Catalyst Records, which I guess is out of print because I can't find it online. Look in your favorite Comedy Section at your Tower Records, methinks. Both of these comps also feature "Pal-Yat-CHee", a nasty lampoon of Il Pagliacci with amazing vocals from Homer & Jethro. I recommend either one of these albums. If you want, PM or e-mail me and I will be glad to copy the Spiked! on cassette for you (and whatever else comes to mind)
Thanks, Emi, and thanks for the info, Agri.
Hmm, let's see, "CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR" Change each letter "U" to "V", Add a C, a V, a V, an L, a D, an I and another V. What's that add up to? CVTEPVRPLEDINOSAVRCVVLDIV! Wow, that really is brilliant, Johnny D! And here I was thinking your parody was ROMAN about mindlessly! ;)
Luke, thank you! Looks like you know exactly where my mind was ROMAN, mate! ;-)
DKTOS ?
Here is "The Russian Dance", from "The Nutcracker":
www2.acc.af.mil/music/holiday/tunes/rdtrepak.mp3
Here is "The Russian Dance", from "The Nutcracker":
www2.acc.af.mil/music/holiday/tunes/rdtrepak.mp3
Here are updated links to two free full-length recordings of the OS:
www.uniquetracks.com/streaming/realaudio/Tchaikovsky2/T202.ram
www.uniquetracks.com/streaming/mp3/Tchaikovsky2/T202.m3u
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www.uniquetracks.com/streaming/realaudio/Tchaikovsky2/T202.ram
www.uniquetracks.com/streaming/mp3/Tchaikovsky2/T202.m3u
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I knew it, Barney's the Anti-Christ!!!
(INST) This is so far out there, it's creating it's own orbit! 555
(inst) bizarre stuff JD - the source and the pathway that led to this should be a whole chapter in a creativity textbook - btw your download link no longer works, but I think I recall the original
VERY belated thanks to Matthias & Kristof & Stuart!
Like you said about mine "I dig it" :)
C'mon now Johnny, you're too big and old for that Barney crap!
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