I've canned my food
from tuna to slime
I've done my day shift
they've made me can lime
And some mistakes
there's more then a few
I've had a lot of juice
squirt on my face
my eyes feel so screwed
And I have to can more and more and more

We are the can mans - my shoppers
And we'll keep your food fresh till the end
We are the can mans
We are the can mans
its not time for butchers
'Cause now its time for the can mans, of the store

I've stuffed some chow
And slimy meat balls
You've bought my can food
And all the blue fuzz that comes with it
I hear a price check call
But it's not time for that or a quick snooze
I think its hard to can with slime on your hands and face
and with a whole can of booze
And I have to can more and more and more

We are the can mans - my shoppers
And we'll keep your food fresh till the end
We are the can mans
We are the can mans
its not time for butchers
'Cause now its time for the can mans

We are the can mans - my shoppers
And we'll keep your food fresh till the end
We are the can mans
We are the can mans
its not time for butchers
'Cause now its time for the can mans