So for all those who want gossip
So for all those who want gossip
So for all those who want gossip
So for all those who want gossip
(SIGHS)
So for all those who want gossip
So for all those who want gossip
So for all those who want gossip
So for all those who want gossip
Urgh

Paris in the Hilton
Paris in the Hilton

Now they know why they want her
Now they know why they want her
Now they know why they want her
Now they know why they want her
Now they know why they want her
Now they know why they want her
Now they know why they want her
Now they know why they want her
(SHOUTS); Now they know why they want her

Paris Hilton, she's 32
from that sex tape to the solo work
Don't mention that, why the feck
Why the feck have you mentioned that
To go on Jay Leno
oh Jay Leno
Remember Paris Hilton as a clarinet

So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
(VOMITS):
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
So they know why they want her
(SHOUTS); So they know why they want her

How do i know that they like her
How do i know that they like her
How do I know that they like her
How do I know that they like her
How do I know that they like her
How do I know that they like her
How do I know that they like her
(GASPS): How do i know that they like her

Those who read Heat Magazine
must be into Pete Townshend's ass
Those who buy Quadrophenia
must remember who they bloody well are
Please be sure, not be Irish
to remember the Irish flag's hairy arse
Looking like Bruce Forsyth
the price is right for Paris fecking Hilton
Fook off

Fook off, i do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her

Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
Fook off, I do know why they like her
C'mon

Feckin' ejit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah