-> "Tort People ( The Lawyer's Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Short People"
Parody Song Title:
"Tort People ( The Lawyer's Song)"
The Lyrics
tort people got no reason
tort people got no reason
tort people need no reasons
to sue
they got greedy hands
and beady eyes
in a lawyer's gown
tellin greatb big lies
they got hooky noses
and yellow teeth
they wear rubber soles
on their slimy little feet
well I don't want no tort people
don't want no tort people
don't want no tort people
around here
tort people are not the same as you and I
(fools, yes they lie)
they would sue their mothers
until the day they die
(what a wonderful world)
tort people got no reason
tort people got no reason
tort people need no reasons
to sue
they got little shady minds
and they stoop so low
handball on the curb,
they don't say hello
they got little hearts
that don't beat beat beat
they got little voices
that will bleat bleat bleat
they got grubby fingers
and legalistic minds
they gonna sue for every last dime
well I don't want no tort people
don't want no tort people
don't want no tort people
around here
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