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Song Parodies -> "If They Only Had a Brain"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain, Heart"

Original Performer:

Ray Bolger, Jack Haley

Parody Song Title:

"If They Only Had a Brain"

Parody Written by:

Tanya Tilth

The Lyrics

They love death above their own lives, allowed to beat their 4 wives,
And still think they own Spain.
Child marriage makes them smile, Prophet was a Pedophile.
Cuz they have a Muslim brain

They believe the moon was split, and women need no clit,
And clouds make all the rain.
Their Koran says hate the Jews and die for virgin rendezvous,
Cause they have a Muslim brain

Oh they
All have to say
That women must be pure.
They could make up lies you never heard before.
And then they’d spit,
And call you whore

They are so full of manura, their heads all full of surah,
Their god inflicting pain.
Allah gives them elation, torture is his masturbation,
Cause they have a Muslim brain



Never question the Koran but, If you don’t understand what,
He chose not to impart,
Just believe in it blindly, Allah isn’t very kindly
Cause he has a Muslim heart

Islam’s filled with barbarism, culture, animism,
And that is just a start.
Rape a slave Allah oks it, ask Mohammad he obeys it
Cause they have a Muslim heart

Allah’s will
To honor kill
If women aren’t controlled.
Make them cover up so they can fit the mold.
The dowry’s paid,
Her body’s sold!

When Allah meets a denier, he roasts him in hellfire,
And tears his skin apart.
Prophet said “Kill all black dogs, eat flies wings, but never eat hogs”
Cause they have a Muslim heart.

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A Muslim Brain - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
That was ignorant, racist and you should be ashamed of yourself. I do not understand why anyone would allow this hate (conviently called a parody) on their site and if it is your site, you should be turned in
houz bin Pharteen - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I laughed my teez off. and Im muslim!!!!
Ahmed - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
That was very humorous! You should be a writer no joke and yes I am muslim!
Awan bayed Matafoukah - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
There are but two religions: those who need God's help, and those who believe God needs theirs. Let those who mock the faith of Muhamed and call him violent be put to the sword!
Harod Upyur Poupr - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Look at the above comment. If someone calls Muhamad violent, they are met with violence. So much for a religion of peace.
aman_pasha_e374nd1 - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
That was a Nice poet an The guy dont Know it 1o1 This is a Shower of Laughter
aman_pasha - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
1ooo1 u salafis & wahabis are hurt now LOL That was worse then rapeing ur Moms .
Rashid Alikhan - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Pasha u north Iraqi Faggot Dyke i seen u play some stupid music on mic and speak Like ur a GURU or Wise witch
amanpasha - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
1ooo1 King Khan go bang on ur big Hairy Monkey chest An Jump off the Cliff U cockaroach .u target enother muslim .u make us look stupid egain 1ooooo1 Learn to shut ur Wahabi salafi Trap
Desert Roes - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This AmanPasha Is Funnyer Then the Page we Displayed .AmanPasha is the star of the show again Just like she is in Paltalk & Yahoo LOL!
amanpasha - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks sis Roes . 1oo1 I have a CheerLeader 1o1 This Khan is Jealos& hurt Now LOL
Femmie Wemmie - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a horrible parody. How anyone can not see the beauty of islam and the wonderful Prophet Mohammad pbuh is beyond me. You should be ashamed of yourself for all this hatred.
lmao - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Islam is pieceful. A pieceof head there, a piece of foot there, a piece of hand there, a piece of finger there, and a piece of clit there....
Craig J. Hawkins - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent lyrics... Sums up Islam and its insanity perfectly. Islam is a minute-by-minute religion that runs on the brain exclusive of reason. This is mind poison of the first degree. Everywhere Islam spreads it infects like rabies and leads to madness that detaches individuals from reality.
thndrbang - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
sad,heart breaking, too damn funny, i laughed til i cried! awesome truth is how i describe this parody! As if al uzza ( allahs daughter) herself wrote it!!! For her daddy!!
THE SMART ONE - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
ALLAH LOVES... ISRAEL....ALLAH LOVES AMERICA.......ALLAH LOVES THE FREE WORLD!!!!MARLEN QUIT AVTING LIKE A WHORE....AMAN_PASHA QUIT THE TALIBAN ACT!!!! FUNNY POEM
Mobots and Motoons - January 06, 2011 - Report this comment
oh my god! theres like every aspect of their terrorizing primitive religion in this!!! I'm a psychopath so now I want to convert to Islam!!
Dijit - May 26, 2011 - Report this comment
hilarious!!!
Get Out and Grow Up - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Where did you hear these stereotypes, Rubbish Limberger? I have Native American ancestry. Does that mean that I'm violent, murderous, a bloodthirsty primitive savage? I'm not a Muslim but I've known some and this ignorant crap ain't what Islam is about.

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