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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had Some Hair"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
Original Performer:
Ray Bolger/Judy Garland (The Wizard of Oz)
Parody Song Title:
"If I Only Had Some Hair"
Parody Written by:
Stephen Vick
The Lyrics
I'm told it's androgenic
And not so photogenic
And baldness isn't rare
But, I'd look fit as fiddle
I could part it down the middle
If I only had some hair.
I'd be brushin', I'd be combin'
The locks upon my dome'n
With coiffitude so fair
With my mop resurrectin'
And my scalp not so reflectin'
If I only had some hair
Oh, I could spike it high
With products from the store
And a mullet like you've never seen before
But a skullett's all I manage anymore
I would shampoo and condition
With Style and exhibition
And customary care
I would say "please ta meetcha"
I am cured of Alopecia
If I only had some hair.
And not so photogenic
And baldness isn't rare
But, I'd look fit as fiddle
I could part it down the middle
If I only had some hair.
I'd be brushin', I'd be combin'
The locks upon my dome'n
With coiffitude so fair
With my mop resurrectin'
And my scalp not so reflectin'
If I only had some hair
Oh, I could spike it high
With products from the store
And a mullet like you've never seen before
But a skullett's all I manage anymore
I would shampoo and condition
With Style and exhibition
And customary care
I would say "please ta meetcha"
I am cured of Alopecia
If I only had some hair.
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i like the vocabulary on this one...especially "skullet"...looking forward to seeing more from you
It's a lot of fun to sing to
Britney should be singing this one. Iffy on the skullet line IMHO, but great all around!.
This parody is 'Hairlarious'. Very nice writing.
Egads, I can't get the lyrics out of my skullett!!! 5 5 5.... La la la
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