Hit the road, jack, cause you won't be coming back
No more, no more, NO MORE, no more!
Hit the road, jack, cause you won't be coming back no more
What you SAY!
Hit the road, jack , cause you won't bust out the sack
No more, no more, NO MORE, no more!
Hit the road, jack, cause you won't bust out the sack no more

(At this point, the surgical patient dons a pair of Brother Ray glasses and sings out ....)

Whoa, woman oh woman, don't be weeping so bad
You're the sweetest old lady that I ever had
But I guess if Doc says so
They got to stop my semen flow
(That's right!)

So hit the road, jack, cause you won't fall on her back
No more, no more, NO MORE, no more!
Hit the road, jack, cause you won't fall on her back no more
What you SAY!
Hit the road, jack, cause you won't besmear her rack
No more, no more, NO MORE, no more!
Hit the road, jack, cause you won't besmear her rack no more

Now cancer, prostate cancer, don't ya do me this way
Cause I'll be back on my feet in two days
You won the first round cause it's understood
You took away my jack, and I got no wood
Well I guess if Doc says so
I got to let my prostate go
(That's right!)

Hit the road, jack, now there ain't no turning back
For sure, for sure, FOR SURE, for sure!
Hit the jack, now there ain't no turning back for sure
What you SAY!
Hit the road, jack, cause you won't be coming back no more
No more, no more, NO MORE, no more!
Hit the road, jack, cause you won't be coming back no more

(Won't be coming back no more)
Thanks everybody, you're a big help
(Won't be coming back no more)
I know, it's gonna be weird
(Won't be coming back no more)
Just have to learn to cope
(Won't be coming back no more)
I'm AWARE of that
(Won't be coming back no more)
I heard you the FIRST damn time!
(Won't be coming back no more)
OK, everybody, I GET IT!
(Won't be coming back no more ...)