her smile's too wide...her eyes, balloons
her big ol' face...round as the moon
although she's teasin'...i see no reason
for makin' whoopi

not one, i'd choose...she don't look nice
she makes me nervous...she may have lice
although she's willin'...i'm not fulfillin'
ain't makin' whoopi

picture her filthy rat's nest
she's got that dreadlock thing
picture a little love fest ?
think i'll refuse that fling

she's not delicious...in fact, she's gross
call me malicious...though, i liked "ghost"
you'd best forget, folks...you'd lose the bet, folks
ain't makin' whoopi

a big ol' rear...oh what a mess
she's what i fear...don't have to guess
she's been neglected...i've not inspected
ain't makin' whoopi

she sits alone...most every night
interest, she's shown...i will not bite
her hair's so frizzy...it makes me dizzy
ain't makin' whoopi

though she makes lots of money
millions of dollars per
her looks are just too funny
lovemakin' won't occur

i will not budge...i must stand tall
don't like her pudge..no, not at all
my fear grows deeper...i will not leap her
ain't makin' whoopi

yeah, you can keep her
the odds get steeper
ain't makin' whoopi