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Song Parodies -> "Lusted"

Original Song Title:

"Busted"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Lusted"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

if blonde haired and cute
with her eyes, baby blue
then i've lusted
if curls of brown
she displays on her crown
then i've lusted

don't want a cow..that's no lie
but a thin one's okay
a big fat ol' sow
would just scare me away
but if she's petite
then i'm ready to play
how i've lusted

a friend of my mother
won't leave me alone
and i've lusted
she don't look too bad
for a sixty year old
and i've lusted

my brother's ex-wife
is approachin' me too
but from her, i hid
cause she's two twenty two
but back in her day
she was something to view
and i lusted

if she still has her teeth
and her pit hair's not long
then i've lusted
if she ain't got big feet
and they don't smell too strong
then i've lusted

if red is her hair
and its freckles, she grows
if her head is bare
i'd get by, i suppose
in short, if she's livin'
and not truly gross
then i've lusted

yes, i have
many times
i mean, in my heart

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stuart mcarthur - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
for a scary second there I didn't see one by you today, alvin - I was about to check the hospitals, but here it is down the bottom - the spirit of Jimmy Carter lives on in this one - 555
Tim Mayfield - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
My aren't we picky? ;-) 5's
AFW - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
If it makes your day, when fives come your way, then I Just Did....very good job, here
John Barry - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
But only in your heart, right? 5s for lust.
Michael Pacholek - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Lust never sleeps.
Rick C - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This is such a lovely sentiment, alvin :-) This is my favorite verse: if she still has her teeth and her pit hair's not long then i've lusted if she ain't got big feet and they don't smell too strong then i've lusted Although the others were no slouches either. High fives. LOL!
alvin rhodes - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stuart tim AFW john michael and rick

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