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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Add"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Ed"
Original Performer:
Ray Evans and Jay Livingston
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Add"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
A fourth of a quart's a cup of course,
But why does an eighth look like twice a fourth?
But due in course it's less a fourth if it's minus when we add.
When bytes are the source of eighths and fourths,
You'll get you an answer that looks far worse,
You'll need to take a study course,
Block the bits or AND *.
Feeble hackity hacks by geeks, they trace online all day,
Transistors add the sums I seek in less than a bell ring I'd say.
A fourth and a fourth's two fourths of course,
But this sum'll give you a choice to source,
You never heard that a half's two fourths?
You're missin' the gist.
Try and master add.
But why does an eighth look like twice a fourth?
But due in course it's less a fourth if it's minus when we add.
When bytes are the source of eighths and fourths,
You'll get you an answer that looks far worse,
You'll need to take a study course,
Block the bits or AND *.
Feeble hackity hacks by geeks, they trace online all day,
Transistors add the sums I seek in less than a bell ring I'd say.
A fourth and a fourth's two fourths of course,
But this sum'll give you a choice to source,
You never heard that a half's two fourths?
You're missin' the gist.
Try and master add.
* Function: noun: a logical operator that requires both of two inputs to be present or two conditions to be met for an output to be made or a statement to be executed.
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Now if you could teach that talking horse binary we'd rename him to sea digit. Here's your rating, figure it out. 0101 0101 0101
In way over my head...5's
0101s from me too.
Mr. Data would be proud!
Oh Mr. DiRito, thank you for keeping it short and on the subject so the computer semi--literate may enjoy a full guffaw with the rest. This is sooooooooooo cute! And I don't even understand what you're talking about.
what do you get when you add 5 and 5 and 5 ?
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