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Song Parodies -> "The Wonder Of Ewe"
Original Song Title:
"The Wonder Of You"
Original Performer:
Ray Peterson / Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"The Wonder Of Ewe"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Sometimes my wife don't understand me
She nags and gripes the whole day long
She wants no loving conjugation
She says go out and mow the lawn
But you're always there
To tend your man
You never act the shrew
That's the wonder...
The wonder of ewe
And yes, your "smile" 's a little tighter
You're always ready for a fling
There's no divorce to take my fortune
Your birthday, you don't want a thing
And you never cry
When I forget
Our anniversary
That's the wonder...
Your fun fur for me
[instrumental: Loud bleating, but eventually the wife quiets down.]
And no flowers do...
...I have to bring
You just would eat them, too
That's the wonder...
The wonder of ewe!
She nags and gripes the whole day long
She wants no loving conjugation
She says go out and mow the lawn
But you're always there
To tend your man
You never act the shrew
That's the wonder...
The wonder of ewe
And yes, your "smile" 's a little tighter
You're always ready for a fling
There's no divorce to take my fortune
Your birthday, you don't want a thing
And you never cry
When I forget
Our anniversary
That's the wonder...
Your fun fur for me
[instrumental: Loud bleating, but eventually the wife quiets down.]
And no flowers do...
...I have to bring
You just would eat them, too
That's the wonder...
The wonder of ewe!
© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.
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So you'e a mind reader t'ewe! Very funny, TT, and make that, um... (borrow... carry the two)... at least *seven* transgressions!
The TT Does It Again. Ewe are too good!
What TJC said..you and he, (or is it, you and him?) must've been ESP'n together last night
you're the top sheep parodist, Barn-none..
this song as gotten a workout in the last week...wild and wooly fun
TJC, ewe tewe! Great newe spins!
Jason, thanks :)
AFW: TJC and I are the "do-ers" -- the ones who are doing the ESP'n -- so we are the "subject" in your sentence; ergo, "you and he" is correct :) Barn - LOL! thanks A.
alvin: yep, and probably at least one more coming... you've been warned : ) thanks alvin.
Jason, thanks :)
AFW: TJC and I are the "do-ers" -- the ones who are doing the ESP'n -- so we are the "subject" in your sentence; ergo, "you and he" is correct :) Barn - LOL! thanks A.
alvin: yep, and probably at least one more coming... you've been warned : ) thanks alvin.
LOL... this is one of the best of today...
I've written 6 barnyard ballads (2 under another name so folks wouldn't think I was some kind of pervert) but ewe got me bleat all to hell
MrMacphisto, thanks much :)
PMS, guess by now everyone knows TT is some kind of pervert... dang, shoulda used a fake name... thanks P :)
PMS, guess by now everyone knows TT is some kind of pervert... dang, shoulda used a fake name... thanks P :)
This one takes a lot of bleating. That's what he said...
The security code for this one is PS3. THERE'S an idea for a Sony, lol.
The security code for this one is PS3. THERE'S an idea for a Sony, lol.
Peregrin: Um, uh, so sorry to be so rude as to correct a favorable commenter, but casting aside customary humility for the moment (are you OK? Breathe slowly and deeply -- there you go), the code stood for "Parody Sheep, 3 (Fives). ;-D (thanks for comment!)
Liked the "go out and mow the lawn" line the best. "But honey - that's what that sheep's for! Honest!"
Meriadoc: (heh heh!) Yes, that thought went through this writer's LASCIVIOUS mind, too! Kill two birds with one stone, as it were -- get one's grass cut, and one's ashes hauled. ;-D Thanks, Merry!
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