-> "Can't Afford Vacation"
Original Song Title:
"Californication"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Afford Vacation"
The Lyrics
(intro)
Psycho spy's vagina,
Tryna steel your mom's elation
And little girls from Sweeden,
Dreamin silver screen 'xploitation
And if you want these kinder dreams,
Kids can't afford vacation
It's the, hedge of the world,
And wall of western civilization
Your son may rise it the yeast, at least,
It's settled in a frontal lobe nation
Misunderstood that Howie's wood,
Sells candid fornication..
Pay your sergeant very well,
to break, dispell, love aging?
So leathery skin, is this your gender,
is it that why you're waiting?
First born due to Korn..
Our course are poor..
Kemo Californication
People can't afford vacation
Dream of cattle fornication
Dream of jolly fornication
Very big girl, be my ferry to the world,
Be my very own constipation
Eighteen aged bi with a baby inside,
getting high on nymphomation
And buy me a car, on the Boulevard,
Of candid fornication
Spacemen bend the final frontier,
Butter's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain can you hear Miss Spears,
Singing songs I'm switchin' the station?!
And all around snot far away
Kids can't afford vacation
oooh..., oooh...
Only raise my love embraced,
control of population
And everybody's trippin'
And I don't mean novacation.
First port in a storm..
Arc whores are bored..
Kenan's Californication
Dream up Californication
Dream of California Cajun
People can't afford vacation
(break/solo)
Construction leads to a very rough rope,
But it also breeds cremation
And earthquakes sound to a world's in awe,
They're just another good libation
And Tyler Wade couldn't save the whirl,
From Chandler's fornication
oooh..., oooh....
Pay your virgin very well,
To break the spell of agents
Sicker than incest, fair is no test
But this is what you're cravin'
My throats all swollen
No more no more
Dream of Callie's pornication
Cream of californication
Dream I can afford vacation
People can't afford vacation...
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