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Song Parodies -> "So Don't Be a Frimp"
Original Song Title:
"All You Can Eat Shrimp"
Original Performer:
Red Lobster Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"So Don't Be a Frimp"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is a parody using BSG terminology from three sources: the old Universal movie and series, the new series, and several refs online. Several terms can have multiple meanings and a 4th source is the Dynamite comic series to boot!
Warriors hate frimps,
Lowest, the least
Frak all the frimps,
Won’t face the chrome beasts
Golmonging snitrats
Stinkin’ kark we don’t need
So don‘t be a frimp,
Grab a laylan
Make toasters limp,
And prove you’re human
Get the glory and congrats
And maybe Socialator wet sleed!!!
Skinjobs are coming
Beware: they don’t breed
They’re manufactured
They make humans bleed
They’re monsters…
Lowest, the least
Frak all the frimps,
Won’t face the chrome beasts
Golmonging snitrats
Stinkin’ kark we don’t need
So don‘t be a frimp,
Grab a laylan
Make toasters limp,
And prove you’re human
Get the glory and congrats
And maybe Socialator wet sleed!!!
Skinjobs are coming
Beware: they don’t breed
They’re manufactured
They make humans bleed
They’re monsters…
Frimp= worthless person, coward. Frak = F*uck, chrome beasts= Cylons, Golmonging snitrat= GD POS, kark= excrement, sh*t, laylan= improvised weapon to disable Cylons, toasters= Cylons, Socialator= prostitute, wet sleed= p*ssy, Skinjobs= Cylons in human form
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