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Song Parodies -> "J. Lo you Spanish Harlot"
Original Song Title:
"Swing Low Sweet Chariot"
Original Performer:
Religious Hymnal
Parody Song Title:
"J. Lo you Spanish Harlot"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
J. Lo, Latin Harlot
So Ben is not your Romeo?
J. Lo, Latin Harlot
Just give it up and bring it on home
We went to your, yes your flop film Gigli
Couldn't wait to get our butt home
It was the worst movie we ever seen
We were all so glad to be home
J. Lo, you Latin harlot
Why don't you do a film with Stallone?
J. Lo you go for it
Maybe Sly will throw you a bone
And please J, please no more albums
Cannot stand your off-key drone
No please J, no more singing
A cat in heat has a better tone
J Lo, you are no Hayek
The papers will leave you alone
Soon as your career dries up
Pack it up and bring it on home
And your butt is over-rated
I'm sure it isn't hard as stone
With age and some more added pounds
It'll break a porcelain throne
So Ben is not your Romeo?
J. Lo, Latin Harlot
Just give it up and bring it on home
We went to your, yes your flop film Gigli
Couldn't wait to get our butt home
It was the worst movie we ever seen
We were all so glad to be home
J. Lo, you Latin harlot
Why don't you do a film with Stallone?
J. Lo you go for it
Maybe Sly will throw you a bone
And please J, please no more albums
Cannot stand your off-key drone
No please J, no more singing
A cat in heat has a better tone
J Lo, you are no Hayek
The papers will leave you alone
Soon as your career dries up
Pack it up and bring it on home
And your butt is over-rated
I'm sure it isn't hard as stone
With age and some more added pounds
It'll break a porcelain throne
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You just want her for yourself. But you'll have to get in line.
Beyonce has a new version of this song, so shouldn't the original artist be "Beyonce" instead of "Religious Hymnal?"
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