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Song Parodies -> "Ricin Poison"
Original Song Title:
"Rice-A-Roni"
Original Performer:
Rice-A-Roni Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Ricin Poison"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Identity of the man who mailed 3 ricin poisoned letters to Obama, a Republican Senator, and a Mississippi Judge has been released: Paul Kevin Curtis. The moron was stupid enough to use the same language as in previous hate mail to Congress and even gave away his initials "K.C.!!!" Fortunately, no one was harmed by the letters which were intercepted.
Ricin poison,
mail letter threat was beat
Ricin poison,
(Paul) Kevin Curtis took heat
One man, hate boiling, history
Rhetoric recognized in D.C. (easily)
Ricin poison,
idiot used “K.C.”!!!
(Ring! Ring!)
[Alarm bells sounding, no killings]
mail letter threat was beat
Ricin poison,
(Paul) Kevin Curtis took heat
One man, hate boiling, history
Rhetoric recognized in D.C. (easily)
Ricin poison,
idiot used “K.C.”!!!
(Ring! Ring!)
[Alarm bells sounding, no killings]
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