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Song Parodies -> "If I Were A Spammer"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had A Hammer"
Original Performer:
Rich Brown
Parody Song Title:
"If I Were A Spammer"
Parody Written by:
Bessie Treshold
The Lyrics
If I were a spammer
I'd clammor in the Newsgroups
I'd yammer in your e-mail,
Incessantly
I'd spam about Green Cards
I'd spam about Phone Sex
I'd spam about Vet Bills For My Little Kitty "Lucky"
'Cause I'd want more - money for me
If I were a zealot
I'd yell it to the Usenet
I'd sell it in my Web page,
Persistantly
I'd tell ya' 'bout Thetans
I'd tell ya' 'bout Aryans
I'd tell ya' 'bout How I Hate The Heathans And The Perverts
'Cause I'd want more - power for me
Well I'm not a spammer
And I'm no zealot
But I'll defend them,
Reluctantly
If my choice is Those Guys
Or Exon's "Decency"
I'm stickin' with the Net That Has The Spammers And The Zealots
'Cause I want more - freedom for me
I'd clammor in the Newsgroups
I'd yammer in your e-mail,
Incessantly
I'd spam about Green Cards
I'd spam about Phone Sex
I'd spam about Vet Bills For My Little Kitty "Lucky"
'Cause I'd want more - money for me
If I were a zealot
I'd yell it to the Usenet
I'd sell it in my Web page,
Persistantly
I'd tell ya' 'bout Thetans
I'd tell ya' 'bout Aryans
I'd tell ya' 'bout How I Hate The Heathans And The Perverts
'Cause I'd want more - power for me
Well I'm not a spammer
And I'm no zealot
But I'll defend them,
Reluctantly
If my choice is Those Guys
Or Exon's "Decency"
I'm stickin' with the Net That Has The Spammers And The Zealots
'Cause I want more - freedom for me
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Misspelled "heathens." Also, this parody's already been done - I generally check to make sure that something hasn't been written already before I start writing one. Not too bad a job, though.
(nearly) the same title as Malcolm's, but IMO this one's a bit more thoughtful - I like the premise that balances spam and freedom against no spam and a less free internet.
Thanx for all the nice votes and comments!
I love anything that recognizes freedom is a two-way street. Great job.
Very good conclusion and very good first parody. I hope there are more to follow.
This song is already done, did you really write this one Bessie?
Carl! Well duh, yeah I did....
Hmmm... 12 years ago. :) I was a kid at this moment
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