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Song Parodies -> "Unobomber"
Original Song Title:
"La Bamba"
Original Performer:
Richie Valens
Parody Song Title:
"Unobomber"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
This is my one one hundred and eleventh song. Suddenly, I realized the ominous implication of that number...1-1-1! So it might be appropriate to recognize our beloved friend...The Unobomber! I debated whether to write a parody FOR him or ABOUT him. The former would be completely lacking in meter, rhythm, and rhyme as well as spectacularly unfunny and stupid. This would be to teach the c*ck-s*cker what a real 1-1-1 looks like. The latter would be a challenge. How can you insult a lump of excrement? Wait, there is a way! Call the little piece of sh*t "The Unobomber"! A word to my technical reviewers...this one was tough to execute. Not only is the original in a language that I don't speak, but also the meter shifts and doesn't rhyme in translation. But, an Old Man's got to do what an Old Man's got to do. ;D
I am the Unobomber,
And I give straight ones to all of the songs
That I do not agree with,
No matter how good the songs may be.
For I'm a dirty rat b*stard
And a lousy needle d*ck!
Oh I'm a prick! I'm really sick!
Although I trash all your writings
I never ever give my name to all this crap.
I have no balls. I have no balls.
Unobomber!
Unobomber!
Unobomber! (One!)
I am the Unobomber,
And I get a rush out of slamming songs
That don't fit my agenda!
I am bitter and twisted, yes I am,
And I'm jealous of all you!
(Guitar solo and instrumental break)
I am the Unobomber,
And I am the cancer here on amiright,
And you nerds cannot stop me!
Even Sherlock Ribber can't guess who I am!
And I'll keep sucking the fun out
Of your stinking humor site,
Because I suck! I really suck!
Unobomber!
Unobomber!
(Repeat and fade out - and I wish he would!)
I wish the security code for this entry was FU2! ;D
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You are too kind, OMR.
Nailed it! I have no idea why that loser takes pleasure in voting down my parodies, some people have serious issues. I'll bomb this song with cincos.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was more than one bomber - nicely sung on this one - but it may stir unabomber up even more - 555
I've baited my trap...and I hope he opens his! ;D
You are the loser, you stupid ugly turd!
Lol
Hello newtroll!
Hello newtroll!
that was terrific!
Para escribir parodia se necesita saber las palabras originales. Yo no soy un cantante, pero a pesar de todo yo sigo cantando. Arriba y arriba! Abajo el socialismo! Abajo los comunistas! Abajo los que me dan 111 a mis creaciones.
Hey ; - It isn't you. You're way more articulate than that S.O.B. Nice try though, with work and dilligence you could become quite a pain in the *ss yourself. ;D Patrick - did you just say "To write parodies, it is necessary to know the original language.Something sing, something song.Up and up! Something socialism, something communism. And 1-1-1 (which is a universal language)." Su Espanol - muy bueno! ;D
Way to go....
Great job, and a great tribute to the Unobomber, also known as Mr. 1s, the ones guy, the 1-bomber and a host of names that are tawdry, crass, vulgar, taboo or otherwise unsuitable for a family-friendly website. 5s.
I don't like the anonymous voters who leave votes of all 1s on my parodies or undeserving parodies by other authors (who does?), and they should say in a comment why the parody deserved all 1s.
I don't like the anonymous voters who leave votes of all 1s on my parodies or undeserving parodies by other authors (who does?), and they should say in a comment why the parody deserved all 1s.
Nice job on #111. I guess the " ; " turd couldn't figure out how to vote, but I can, 555.
Ahh, reminds this AmiRight old-timer of the good old days, when parody rating-standings were published daily on top 10/50/100 lists that were serious flypaper for uno-gnats ... ;-) Five times 111 for this.
Watson, I'll unmask the bastard yet! ;D
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